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PROFILE



Full Name: The Exile

Nickname: Si Pelarian/Jedi Melayu/Darth Revan/TheExile

Date of birth: Tak tahu, tak pernah ada surat beranak

Nationality: Malaysian ( taraf penduduk sementara )

Race: Human

Occupation: Ex-Jedi, sekarang nih nak apply jadik member ZECT

Status: Single with long term relationship with Young Ae (perasan)

Hobbies: Constructing, repairing and swinging my lightsaber, watching DJG DVD, Japanese Dorama, play video games (X-Box,PSone, PS2, PC ), picking my nose hole.

Fav Singer/Band : Boyz II Men, 98 Degrees, Innuendo, Puddle Of Mud, Sudirman, P Ramlee, Metallica

Fav actor and actress: Lee Young Ae, Stephen Chow Sing Chi, Jet Li, Jacky Chan, Kimura Takuya, Jang Hyuk, Kristen (ala.. heroin SpiderMan tuee.. )

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This is the place where I pour out several of my thoughts on the world and on my own sweet life. It is intended to be a place where I could share some of my inner child and not so secret stuff. The writer will be remain mysterious to others, especially to the readers. Only his family and close friend knows what's own his clouded mind. This blog also will be a medium of my creativity. All of the Fan-Fiction wrote by me are based on Star Wars : Knight of the Old Republic II video games exclusive on X-Box, published by LucasArts and developed by Obsidian Software. I would like to state that eventhough it was based on the game, but I would not hold responsibility of any error. Don't sue me because you will get nothing out of me.





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My Precious, Young Ae




My precious,
As the moon and the stars were meant for each others,
Like the wind and the clouds over the wide blue sky,
That’s how I dreamt of how we could be,
the dream that I wished I would never have awaken.
Every time I looked at you,
I have fallen to the endless pit of love.
Every moment I think of you
Oh, I hope I would be the one
to cherish you for the lifetime.

Thousand years would never have enough to love you,
Like the wave upon the white sand beach
is how my heart ache to be with you.
Looking at you was like looking at the mirror
how close it was to reality
but then how far for me to reach
Your heart so precious,
as a rarest gem in this world.
Your gracefulness has taken my soul,
Your softness has melt my very being,
Oh how I have longed for you,
My precious..


-azmirmagnus-
(on the rooftop, drinking coffee, eating wind,dreaming away..)
Secretary of The Stingy Old People Association of Malaysia
“Hey, where’s my angpow? Hey why you so like that??lt;/i>



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Something to take note of : The author aka the writer aka Si Pelarian or known at other's tag board as JediMelayu or TheExile will be remain as what you know him. Nothing really personal thoughts, feeling or quotes ever been leaked to anybody. Any claims of knowing the writer personally are remain to be totally hoax until the writer says otherwise. All comments are welcome, and appreciated, if, it meant no harm. Writer is an anti gay, les, bisex and all abnormal behaviour except being crazy mentally and physically but would never take it to another person to cause conflict. The writer respect all other's opinion, religion, race and country. A war not to be made but to be avoid. If any dispute and disagreement are unavoidable, well, the writer will gladly say, " BRING IT ON!!".





Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Kamen Rider Kabuto

Assalamualaikum wbt.

Hari ni aku curik tulang nak meng'ejas'kan aku nyer blog. Ala yang korang tengah baca nih. Aku nak letak radio blog dimana korang terutamanya aku lah.. mendengar lagu2 yang aku minat. Apa korang minat aku tak fhedulik.. tapi kalau ada request dan kebetulan aku pun minat sama.. akan aku pertimbang-timbangkan.

Adik aku pun dah tergila dengan Masked Rider Kabuto. heh.. hebat betul aku nih mempengaruhi orang ye? Maybe aku patut tukar kerjaya aku ke Sales plak aa.. mana tau berjaya dengan cemerlang plak ke.. Hehehe..


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Friday, November 03, 2006
My Hero My Boss - Japanese Drama

Muahahahaha....

Intro kuwang Hajor aku.. Assalamualaikum wbt untuk pengunjung tetap dan yang tak tetap.

Aku baru jer habis tengok drama Jepun bertajuk My Hero My Boss. Citer nih diangkat dari filem Korea dari tajuk yang sama. Drama nih dibintangi oleh

 Nagase Tomoya sebagai Sakaki Makio,

 Tegushi Yuya sebagai Sakurakauji Jun,

 Aragaki Yui sebagai Umemura Hikari, dan

 Kashii Yuu sebagai Minami Yuriko, cikgu kelas Sakaki Makio.

Gambar2 diatas antara intro drama nih.

adegan dimana Makio try untuk elakkan dirinya ditanya soalan oleh cikgu yang mengajar dengan membuat muka garang. Eheh.

Drama nih aku rekemen kat sumer orang... best ooo.. ekekek.. <-- gile


 


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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Kamen Rider Kabuto

Woh.

Assalamualaikum wbt.

Lama cuti.. yey... Sejak menjak kaki aku berbalut akibat ligament koyak (pergh.. injured cam sportman lah), aku banyak lepak-lepak kat umah sampai la nih nak balik keje punya lah malas. Sepanjang-panjang masa injury..aku abiskan masa aku dengan tengok DVD2 aku termasuklah mother of all korean drama iaitu Dae Jang Geum (sekali lagi??? )

Aku ada pertanyaan untuk korang yang selalu pegi S&M untuk beli drama korean/jepun. Skang nih S&M dah takder lagi kedai2 jual drama Korea/Jepun korang pergi mana huh nak beli bender nih sumer?

Hari tuh aku turun ke Low Yat Plaza untuk cari anime ngan citer Jepun&Korean sebab frust dengan S&M. Akhirnya aku berjaya dapat tahu camner nak dapatkan citer Korea dengan harga teramat murah. Ini bukan pirate punya CD ye.. Ini original (mungkin imported) DVD 9 punya boxset. Jewel In The Palace complete set aku beli dulu campur campur skali budget around RM300++ tapi DVD 9 nih cuma RM80 jerk. 4 DVD 9. Fuh.. aku rasa nyesal plak beli DVD set aku dulu. heh. Tapi takper.. sebab aku beli Winter Sonata dengan harga RM40 jer.... Aku rasa lagi bagus beli DVD 9 dari beli VCD set.. pertama sebab rege mahal nak mampus (RM150++) dan kedua kualiti gambar untuk VCD tak berapa best.

Aku sekarang nih tengah demam Masked Rider. Heh.. Lepas aku tengok Masked Rider Hibiki , aku sekarang nih tengah ikut plak citer Masked Rider Kabuto.

kabuto picture

Heronya bernama Sauji Tendau dilakunkan oleh Hiro Mizushima

Tendou

Aku tak mo cakap banyak pasal Kabuto nih.. korang google sendirik lah ye pasal Masked Rider yang terbaru nih.. Aku rekemen giler citer nih.. Actually bagi aku this Kamen Rider better than Ryuki and Faiz.

Okey lah.. aku nak blah nih... Salam Bahagia dan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir Dan Batin ( esok buat balik aaaa ). Okey lah.. Adios... Rider Kick !!!!!

Rider Kick


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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
The Dave Thorpe Dating Theory.

This Article I found at somethingawful.com. Very informative for boys who loves girls. Heh. Funny in funny kind of way. Well, it doesn't hurt to try.. right? RIGHT?? Heh.


The Dave Thorpe Dating Theory


Another lonely night?

Are you alone? Lacking confidence? Misogynist? Poorly-dressed? Broke? Terrified of women? Do you panic in social situations? Are you a shrill, greasy nebbish with nothing to offer a sane woman except unreasonable sexual demands and the occasional couchbound evening of watching Doctor Who and eating mustard straight from the jar with a five-cent comb?

What would you say if I told you that you could, right now, even as we speak, be strutting around town with a gorgeous woman on each arm? I will momentarily pardon and entertain your disbelief, squire. How could a nobody like you hope to entertain even one woman, much less two or more? How could such a dismal effort at humanity even speak to a woman without getting his acne slapped off? The answer is simple: The Dave Thorpe Dating Theory.

For over three and a half weeks, The Dave Thorpe Dating Theory (TDTDT for short, or just DTDT, or in some sectors, "The Megamethod") has been the foremost dating and relationship guide on the internet. By taking in TDTDT's advice on the ancient art of the pick-up, you shall never again want for female company, even if you've had little or no luck in the past. That is The Dave Thorpe Guarantee™ (TDTG™).

Step One: Confidence!


Believe in Yourself!
Confidence is not merely your attitude toward yourself, it is also your attitude toward women. Before you can get out of the house and start possessing and discarding every woman you lay your eyes upon, you must inflate your own ego to ridiculous proportions while at the same time whittling away your opinion of women until you see them as nothing more than cairns of painted stones.

You can never impress a woman if you don't impress yourself. By memorizing the following simple principles, even a pathetic creature like you can shake off his crippling social anxiety and fear of rejection. Once these four principles have been fully internalized, you will be ready to delude yourself into believing that you are worthwhile to women!

Principle One: You Are Great
Sure, you may be a shambling, sloth-like virgin, but it's not your fault that women have thus far failed to love you. It is the fault of the absence of TDTDT in your life. It is also the fault of women, who are too stupid to realize how great you are. You are a desirable specimen of maleness, and you are entitled to any woman in the world. Any rejections you have suffered in the past are due to women failing to recognize your genius.

Principle Two: Women Owe You Sex
At the dawn of man, Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs. This means two things: first of all, men were here first, and therefore we own the place and we make the rules. Secondly, women owe their existence to men, despite this jive they try to lay on us about being the mystical mothers of the earth and whatnot. Women are still paying off this biblical debt to us, so any woman who refuses your masculine advances will go to hell. Don't be shy about reminding them!

Principle Three: Women Don't Care How You Look
It is a little-known fact that women are far more impressed with confidence than they are with physical attractiveness. Don't sweat it if you're no Valentino; as long as you exude an air of smugness and self-satisfaction, women will literally eat out of your hand. In fact, you might as well not even hold yourself to a minimum standard of public presentability. Showing up to a nightclub filthy and unshaven in an open bathrobe just proves that you are too confident to care about your appearance. Combing your hair with the same comb that you use for eating mustard will give you a roguish, shabby quality. Women will be intrigued!

Principle Four: Women Are Not Complicated
It's an oft-repeated stereotype that men are simple and women are complicated. Untrue! Many men think of women as pianos: beautiful, expensive, and difficult to play. In fact, just the opposite is true: women are like harmonicas— you simply blow in one end and sound comes out the other! A woman is basically made up of two parts: the head part, containing the sense receptors which allow her to be impressed by your confidence, and the lady part, which is the part you get to interact with once you've properly impressed her head part (they have a third part, the hair, which is largely irrelevant to the dating process).

Step Two: Speaking to Women


Speaking with Women
Now that your spirit has been invigorated with misbegotten confidence, it is time to start talking to women. Don't be nervous! If you stammer and stutter and use the words "and stuff," women will instantly place you in the "friend category," which means that they will never speak to you again. Within two seconds of seeing you, a woman already knows whether or not she will ever date you, so your best bet is to make those two seconds as intriguing or enjoyable for her as possible. Remember to always sneak up on women; otherwise, they might spot you and decide not to date you before you can wow them with confidence.

Principle One: Your "Game Name"
A man cannot attract women if he has an unattractive name. Since the first step in meaningful interaction with any new woman is a simple introduction, you must ensure that she does not giggle at your name. If you happen to be burdened with a particularly dull name like Donald Hockenberry or even an abjectly humiliating one like Tad Coward, feel free to embellish your name a little. When coming up with your "Game Name," try to make it a subconscious reference to your physical endowments or your sexual expertise. Try the following on for size:

  • Dick Prowess
  • Peter Largest
  • Stone Bonner
  • Hugo Rodney
  • Now that your introduction has raised a few eyebrows and perhaps incited a few gasps, it's time to move on to the most important element of seducing women.

    Principle Two: The Pick-up Line
    The best way to dazzle a woman into tolerating you is with a clever pick-up line. When most people think of pick-up lines, they imagine corny come-ons like "you must be an angel, because you are invited to my pants." While there is a time and a place for such banter, TDTDT conforms to the more subtle view that everything you say to a woman until you have sex with her is a pick-up line. The key to talking to women is to present yourself as a mysterious, confident, and appealing individual. Here are some proven-effective pick-up lines to try out during your next babe encounter:

  • At a bar or nightclub, bump right into a woman and knock the drink out of her hand. When she objects, look right past her and say "I'm trained not to see beautiful women, because they might distract me from my mission." This sounds mysterious! Who trained you? Are you a spy? Is she involved in a mysterious rendezvous with a suave secret agent? She'll want to know more, and it's also a great opportunity to buy her a new drink.

  • Women love sensitive men, but that doesn't mean you should be a mushy crybaby. Tell her something emotionally vulnerable, but do so in a masculine and assertive way. For example, you might say "you remind me of my dead mother, but you've got bigger breasts."

  • Women love men with a good sense of humor! Making a joke at a woman's expense is the perfect way to showcase your natural charisma while retaining the upper hand. Beware: if you make a joke about something that a woman is insecure about, like her weight, she may just think you're a jerk! Instead, think of something wrong with her that she might not even know about, like her lumpy shoulders or her mule-like laugh.

  • Pick-up lines from classic literature show a woman that you're a cultured gentleman. Avoid using lines from Shakespeare, as it may be considered pretentious and effete. Instead, consider reciting this classic erotic invitation from Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird: "Come here, nigger, and bust up this chiffarobe. I got a nickel for you."

  • At this point, unless you're doing something entirely idiotic, you should have a woman's rapt attention. Now comes the tricky, secret bit!

    Principle Three: Ignoring Her
    After you've instilled a woman with a sense of awe about your greatness, make an excuse to leave her for a while. Find a location which affords a good view of your quarry, park yourself there, and studiously ignore her. Try to discreetly determine whether she is occasionally glancing at you (in order to do this, you may have to stare at her, which is tricky to do while ignoring her). The objective is to make her realize how empty and uncomfortable she feels without you; it also proves to her that you are better than her, and can easily run off and forget about her on a whim. Ignoring a woman is a key factor in asserting your dominance early in the game. Remember that women are attracted to males with power and status, and paying attention to a woman only serves to bring you down to her level. "If he is willing to debase himself by giving me, a lowly woman, the time of day," she might say, "he is surely not a male with power and status."

    Make sure to ignore her for at least half an hour. If she leaves while you are still ignoring her, follow her while continuing to ignore her. After she has begun to panic about your absence, return to her and begin to stimulate her sensual cues.

    Principle Four: A Woman's Sensual Cues


    Touching Women
    The science of attracting women is no mystery. Women have inbuilt cues and triggers which can be manipulated at will by anybody willing to take the time to learn TDTDT. Careful management of the sensual cues will show a woman that you are a sexual being, and therefore she will not put you in the dreaded and inescapable "friend category," where you will forever languish unlaid, suffering the tedious friendship of the inferior sex.

    Sensual Cue #1: Touch Stimulus
    Though their brains are less developed than those of men, women are blessed with central nervous systems comparable to ours. As such, classy touching of a woman's sensitive areas during conversation can catapult you into the stratospheres of guaranteed non-friendship. Do not be too forward with your groping and probing; only attempt to stimulate a woman by touch if you have built up an acceptable comfort level. Here are some gentle and inoffensive ways to touch a woman:

  • Brush her hair back if it falls into her eyes, or if she is vomiting.
  • Lean past her to signal the bartender and scratch her face with your stubble.
  • Grasp and claw at her knees while telling an interesting anecdote.
  • Punch any man who tries to talk to her, and graze her with your fist as you do so.
  • Blow your nose in her hair.
  • Above all, be classy. While staring at a woman's bosom during conversation may be acceptable, seizing it without asking permission is not!

    Sensual Cue #2: Male Musk
    "Musk" is the scent that accumulates in bureau drawers and wardrobes in poorly-ventilated rooms due to dampness and an accumulation of mold spores. Make sure to wear clothes that have been put away in moldy drawers for at least three months before going out and engaging women in TDTDT seduction. Accumulating a proper musk can provoke violent sneezing in some particularly allergic women, and scientists have often told us that a sneeze is somewhat like a less powerful orgasm. It's practically foreplay!

    Sensual Cue #3: The Smooth Voice
    No man can be a true Casanova without carefully cultivating his Smooth Voice. Luckily, you may have practiced it already without knowing it. Have you ever, in the comfort of your own home, spoken for extended periods of time in your "Darth Vader Voice?" This is exactly the same as the Smooth Voice. Simply make your voice as low and booming as possible and affect a vaguely British accent. Breathe heavily, and speak in a slow and deliberate cadence as if ordering the destruction of a planet. If anyone asks you why you are speaking this way, order their destruction.

    Step Three: Breaking Up with Women

    If you have followed the preceding steps properly, you are reading this document after having sexual intercourse with a woman, and you are now wondering how to ensure that you never have to see her or speak with her again. Much like every word you speak to a woman prior to having sex with her is a pick-up line, every word you speak to a woman after you have sex with her is a break-up line.

    After committing a sex act, women often believe that it is tacitly assumed that you have entered a relationship with them. Sometimes you will get lucky, particularly if you are quite bad at having sex, and a woman will abandon this assumption and leave you alone immediately. However, in most cases it will be necessary to break up with a woman in order to avoid becoming entangled in a relationship. Relationships are the enemy of TDTDT, because they forbid you from advancing up the attractiveness ladder until you have eventually bedded The Most Attractive Woman in the World, after which it is safe to either enter a relationship or die. If you get particularly lucky and wind up having sex with The Most Attractive Woman in the World your first time out, feel free to skip this next section and attempt to impregnate her or kill yourself, or both, or vice versa.

    There are three ways to break up with women; all of them are equally effective. The choice is yours:


    The Breakup
    Method #1: Passive Aggressive

    Attempt to make both her and yourself as miserable as possible until she decides to leave you. The advantage to this is that since you're the one who was dumped, you can play it for sympathy with your friends and family, and you might even be able to wheedle out of work for a day or two if your boss is the caring sort. The disadvantage is that this process can take up to fifty years and often involves marriage.

    Method #2: The Direct Approach
    Although it can be difficult to say, it is possible to simply tell a woman that you have broken up with her and leave it at that. She will have little recourse for refusal. The advantage is that it is immediate and very difficult to misunderstand. The disadvantage is that it doesn't work if you're a coward, which you probably are.

    Method #3: Lying
    If I had to endorse only one method of breaking up, it would almost certainly be this one. Not only is this a great way to end a relationship, but it is also a perfect opportunity to work on your "lying game," which can be very useful in crafting pick-up lines. It is also fairly fool-proof, since the worst that can happen if she catches on to your lie is that she will break up with you. To exercise this option, simply make up a reason why you can't see her ever again. Here are some examples:

  • My home planet needs me.
  • I am moving to a country where women are illegal.
  • I am about to die (as soon as I hang up the phone).
  • I intend to have sex with other women (not necessarily a lie).
  • You tried to kill me in your sleep.
  • I won the lottery and you are no longer good enough for me.
  • Congratulations, child. You are now equipped to bed and discard each and every woman in the entire world, with time and the ravages of age being the only objects to this goal.




    Si Pelarian swinging his LightSaber on 04:20 pm
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    Thursday, May 18, 2006
    Dae Jang Guem - funny, heh

    Hehehh.. This pic is really funny. Imagine 2 of my favourites drama/movie are combined as one. I found this pic in Chicago Korean Drama Fan Club Forum. Take a look.

    simply hilarious.


    Si Pelarian swinging his LightSaber on 01:49 pm
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    Posting baru untuk minggu nih.

    Phone aku cam ada problem lah. Ini yang buat aku sakit jer hati nie. Hari Khamis lepas ( 11/05/2006 ) masa aku tengah merayau-rayau kat production, aku terima msg dari, ehem, 'kenalan' aku... dan lepas aku baca msg tu, aku pun masukkan dalam poket aku balik. Tup! Phone tu tergelincir dan 'TOING!!' jatuh menegak atas lantai kilang.

    Aduh, sakitnyer hati aku. Baru jerk 2 bulan aku pakai dah jatuh ke lantai. Lepas aku kutip balik phone aku, terus aku double check kot-kot ada kecacatan fizikal ke. Aku belek-belek, tgk kot -kot screen pecah ke, ada calar ke kat body sexy phone aku tuh ke.. check camera.. mana tau giler meroyan ke.. check bleh buat call tak.. hmm cam okey jer.

    Then aku continue mengular cam biasa. Puas mengular dan mengusha awek-awek minah kilang tue, aku balik opis untuk sambung usha amoi plak. Tetiba aku teringat kat phone aku... ada msg lom jawab.

    Dengan penuh kasih sayang, aku membuka flip phone aku. Aku masuk dalam menu messages dan aku pung reply la msg 'kenalan' aku tuh. Cam biasak, lepas aku reply.. aku terus tutup flip phone aku dan kembali pura-pura bz. Heh.

    Dalam tengahari, baru aku perasan phone aku tak aktif. Aku pun heran.. sebabnya kalau 'kenalan' aku tuh tak berapa bz, dia rajin membalas sms aku. Aku terfikir gak, aku nyer credit dah kosong ke dan buat aku nyer sms tak sampai kat minah tue. Biler aku *122#.. eh, ada plak balance.

    Halamak.. apa kene ngan phone aku ney.. gubra gak aku. Aku recheck balik phone aku.. jeng jeng jeng.. huih, apsal slot miniSD aku terbukak? Memory card pun terjulur kuar cam lidah setan,.. huih..

    Lepas aku tolak balik miniSD aku kedalam slotnya dan top pintu slot, aku check plak MP3 aku.. okey ke tak okey. Then baru aku terperasan ( banyak aku perasan ye? ) yang aku nyer phone lost signal. Halamak.. this is not good. Dah sah aku nyer antenna ada masalah.

    Tukar topik. Next week Da Vince Code the movie akan ditayangkan di pawagam worldwide. Jika kat singapore, DVC dikategorikan sebagai NC 16, kat Malaysia plak mungkin under kategori 18PL ?? Agaknya lah.

    Bagi aku kekuatan DVC adalah kupasan mengenai misteri disebalik lukisan-lukisan Leonardo Da Vinci dan penyelesaian bagi teka-teki yang terkandung dalam dying message yang ditinggalkan oleh mangsa bunuh. Karekter penting tapi malangnya mati awal2 lagi. Penting sebab dialah yang mencetuskan misteri dan teka-teki sepanjang adventure nih.

    Mengenai misteri The Teacher plak, sebenarnya aku dah teragak saper identiti sebenar The Teacher semasa aku baca buku DVC, dimana masa kat satu gereja tuh.. Bila one character kidnapped, aku dah agak something wrong dengan his kidnapping by Silas.

    Konspirasi yang melibatkan gereja VATICAN dan OPUS DEI plak diakhiri dengan mereka ni dibebaskan dari kesalahan itu oleh penulis setelah didedahkan yang sebenarnya mereka cuma diperalatkan oleh The Teacher dan kematian Silas pada ambang pengakhiran novel seolah-olah untuk menguburkan terus dosa-dosa yang telah dilakukannya.

    Ending plak biasa jer. No exploding climax or shocking truth. Romance dalam novel nih pun bagi aku biasa jer.. cam ditampal-tampal, heheh. Dan seperti biasa, omputih memangh cheap. Kenal baru beberapa hari.. dah "then their bodies become one". Apalah. Patut ler ramai bastard, single mum and divorce cases kat sana.

    Bagi aku beberapa fakta sejarah mengenai pentagram dan crucifix amat menarik. Dah nampak sangatlah beberapa kultus dan ajaran sesat tersalah konsep dan tak belajar langsung mengenai sejarah. Terutama sekali mat-mat Black Metal kat Malaysia nih. Sebab fanatic dengan aliran music diorang tuh, sanggup diorang nih murtad terhadap agama sendirik.

    Aku rasa mereka nih terpengaruh bukan kerana lirik yang extreme atau mende... tapi mungkin kerana dibawah pengaruh dadah.

    Yelah, bila dadah diibaratkan nasi iaitu makanan ruji, mereka ni jadi high lah setiap hari dan setiap masa. Walaupun dah alah bisa tegal biasa, namun benda-benda yang remeh-temeh tuh akhirnya menjadi falsafah hidup. Dan teruslah menjadi sesat. Itulah Orang Melayu. Bila berbicara, lembut lidah dan pandai jer diorang berkata-kata. Tapi bila buat sesuatu... ramai yang cakap tak serupa bikin. Dan yang kelakarnya "Salah Konsep". Yelah.. yang pegang degree dan master pun ada yang bleh salah konsep. Lepas tuh tak ngaku plak tuh. Kang aku panggil jahil.. aku balik diorang bash.

    Nanti lah aku bicara lagi mengenai salah konsep ni. Aku dah lapar nak pi makan nasik. Adios.


    Si Pelarian swinging his LightSaber on 10:44 am
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    Saturday, May 13, 2006
    La la la la... tak tahu nak letak tajuk aper.

    Susahnya hati kalau sebab kecik ada orang kecik hati ngan aku. Dah berkali-kali aku cakap yang aku takder gambar untuk tunjuk kat dia, tapi entah naper last-last aku tetap jadi orang yang bersalah.

    Okey, bagi korang yang tak tahu hujung pangkal nih.. biarlah aku explain skit. Tersebutlah kisah, di zaman dahulu.. di sebuah negeri Antah Berantah. Pada suatu hari... (sila baca ikut lenggok baca syair ye..) . Beberapa tahun yang lepas, aku ada berkenalan dengan sorang jejaki nih melalui Yahoo!Messenger. Seperti biasa, adat orang berkenalan lah.. berborak borak kosong bila ada peluang nak berborak.. lama kelamaan tuh agak-agak dah bleh bergurau senda, mula lah jari jemari aku gatal mintak nomot tepon.

    Tapi sebab sikap aku sendiri yang malas dan kebetulan kedekut serta mementingkan diri sendiri tuh, maka aku pun jadi biskut chipsmore,, jap ada jap tak der... dan banyaknya tak ada lah... heh. Walaupun dah gatal mintak nomot tepon.. jarang-jarang, sekali-sekala aku tepon.. Dan selalunya memang tak tepon pun. Heh.

    Entah apsal, sejak kebelakangan nih aku rajin plak menghubungi jejaki nih balik. Rajin plak aku berbalas SMS dengan mamat ops, minah sekor nih. Sorry lah ye.. aku sebenarnya kalau SMS nih, aku tak dapat nak pastikan jantina minah nih.. sebab kenkadang tuh bahasanya, aduh, aku pun segan nak kuarkan.. Tapi dalam tepon, aduh.. sorenya.. halusss je. Cam persis makhluk halus lah plak.. hehehe. Dan oleh kerana tahap kerajinan aku meng SMS  dengan minah nih.. maka aku pun hampir nak broke lah gak. Hehehe.

    Nak dijadikan citer (fuh.. cam cerpen plak ye?) aku ngan dia pun agak rapat lah gak.. walaupun memula bila aku kontek dia balik dia nih... walaupun layan.. tapi agaknya tak ingat aku.. heh. Sampai suatu hari dan suatu ketika, entah apa demam dia, dia tanya pasal aku ada tak account kat friendster.com. Aku cakap tak der lah.. sebab memang aku tak join pun friendster tuh.. tak reti gue.  Rupa-rupanya dia beritahu yang dia ada letak pic dia dalam tuh. Aku Ooooo kan je lah.. sebab bagi aku tak kesah ler dia rupa camner pun. Standard lah buaya cam aku.. pakai balun jer.. hatta bangkai pun aku tarik masuk lubuk.. Wahahahaha..  Ops.. lalut plak.

    Dalam maser kitorang berSMS pasal pic dia n friendster, sempat gak dia mintak nengok gambar aku. Dan seperti biasak, aku truely say lah.. yang aku tare gambar terbaru. Sumernyer gambar lama2 masa tengah slim dulu. Skang nih dah kental.. so lain ler roper skit.. Heh.

    Since aku tare gambor nak kasik dia, tetiba dia lokek lah plak nak kasi URL untuk profile Friendster dia.. ewah.. Tapi tak per.. dendiam aku pi surf friendster tuh dan berbekalkan email address dia yang penah dia kasi.. heheh.. well.. I'm full of resources.. saper suh sendirik kasi clue kan.. Ewah, cam spy lah plak. Jeng jeng jeng... dah pun tengok profile dia. Tapi kan, alah, gambor tengok dari tepi..  serupa tak kasi kan, kan, kan?? Anyway readers, korang nak tak tengok gambor dia.. Har har har.. aku mungkin akan letak gambar dia kat sini. Muahahahaha .. (Gelak jahat).

    Ah tak lah... jahat jahat aku tak ler buat camtu.. paling teruk aku gigit-gigit je.. Heheh.. Seterusnya.. baru-baru nih.. sempat ler aku bergayut ngan dia pada suatu malam tuh, dan dia kembalik mintak gambar aku. Aiii.. dan seperti biasa, aku cakap ler terus terang aku takder gambor nak kasik kat dia.. haiiii.. tapi entah naper dia pi SMS aku plak lepas tuh yang dia cam kecik hati lah plak. Alaaaaa... susah lah.. dan sekarang nih aku pun taip lah blog aku nih.

    Aku harap minah tuh dapat faham kenapa liat sangat aku nak kasik gambar kat dia, kalau dia baca blog aku nih lah.

    Oh ya. Oyak.net dah berubah reka bentuk. Heh. Ubah lagi? Letih lah sumer2 yang dah jadik senior tuh. Kena daftar balik.. kena post balik.. heh.. Ubah lah acoms.. ubah lah selagi ko nak ubah. Server ko kan. Kalau senang aku join balik.. Kalau senang lah. Heh.

    Aku baru jer habis baca Da Vinci Code nih. Patut lah ramai yang try nak sangkal beberapa "historical fact" dalam novel nih. Dan yang membuatkan ramai yang memberi respond pada novel ini aku rasa main point nya bila Dan Brown quote yang semua artifact, artikel, bangunan dan struktur serta fakta yang terkandung dalam novel ini adalah benar. Haaa... itu lah pencetusnya.

    Yang kelakarnya.. ada beberapa orang, actually aku cuma jumpa sorang je.. yang quote beberapa "fakta" yang diragui dari novel ini untuk dipostkan dalam sebuah forum dengan tajuk konspirasi dan tipu helah Christian. Tak sangka sampai orang melayu pun bleh terperdaya dengan "fakta" Da Vinci Code nih, Kelakar lah plak. This guy must be didn't do his research lah. Depending to much on fictional work. Har har har. Budusssss..

    Oh no.. aku bukan anti-Christ atau pun aku bukan nak cari gaduh. Maksud aku, kenapa readers like you and me percaya pada fictional works? Da Vinci Code is definiately a work of fiction, please remember that. But as Robert Langdon said, Everybody loves conspiracy.

    Anyway, don't you see that how this novel could make the younger generation interested in history? Because of this novel, younger generation started to googled and doing their research on Da Vinci's works and also Christian's history.

    Ah, korang perasan tak yang sekarang, google is not just a search engine. I meant google.com has evolved into a whole new level. It has become a household name. Just like KFC for every friend chicken ( even the mamak stall's friend chicken) , Colgate for every toothpaste,and sardinefor any canned food. Ye lah.. sekarang, kalau nak doing web search, we says google instead of search. What do you think?


    Si Pelarian swinging his LightSaber on 02:19 pm
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    Friday, May 05, 2006
    Da Vinci Code. No this is not a review.

    Huahahaha.. at last aku berjaya gak mendapatkan buku Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown. Before I used to see in ppls blog that they are reading this book and i thought " what the hell is that?" But after reading severals recent news about this book's controversies and law suits.. and oh, the upcoming movie,  I think it's time for me to find out what is that the hype is all about. 

    It seems that most of my colleagues trying to find another jobs. They didn't agree with our bonuses recently. Apa tak nya.. tak sampai sebulan pun. Tue la korang.. keje nak harapkan bonus jer.. cubalah ikhlas skit wat keje tuh. Cam aku.. Ikhlas giler apa aku keje. Dok jer tengok orang buat keje untuk aku.. Muahahahaha..

    Weii.. korang ada men Tomb Raider Legends tak.. Wa lau we... nice lah. Aku sebenarnya dah lama tak layan games Tomb Raider.. sejak Tomb Raider III bagi aku ruper siol jer.. susah nak mampuss. Tapi this time with new developer, the puzzle rasa cam best jer nak solve eventhough susah gak.

    Okey. Letih citer pasal games. Ini bulan aku bakal broke. Argh.. apa taknya.. menanggung beban prepaid untuk tepon aku. Heh.. ye aku tau " sedara " tuh pun baca blog nih.. Bukan nya aku tak suka kontek "sedara" tuh, aku cuma cakap yang aku bakal broke je.. Heh. Jangan mare aa... ini blog aku.. suka lah nak tulis apa pun. Kan? Bukannya aku pi hantar bomb ke pentagon ke mender ke.

    Wei Iqmal.. ko nyer gambar kawin bila lah nak tunjuk kat aku. Aku pi rumah ko pun bukannya ko ingat2 nak kasi aku tengok. Takkan nak suh aku cakap kot. Haa.. sekarang dengan hensemnya aku dah mintak lalu blog aku. Kalau ko tak kasik gak, tak tahu ler nak cakap mende. Eh, amacam orang umah ko. Still kat umah mertua ko ke. Orait pe.. bleh jadi bujang balik. Wei jom tengok Mission Impossible III jom. Aku dah nengok Fragile. Jumpa very clear nyer DVD copy minggu lepas. okey la.. nak kata seram tuh, aku rasa seram lagi citer scary movie.. hehehe.

    Aku tersalah beli VCD lah.. before aku ada beli Ireland. A 2004 korean drama produced by MBC and starred by Hyun Bin.. ala yang dlm  My Lovely Sam Soon tuh.. chet.. cam tak menarik je.. takat nih aku baru nengok CD 2 after 1 week beli.

    Okey lah.. aku nak chalow dulu. Biasa lah.. sambung lepak2 sambil usha orang wat keje.. heh. Maybe after 2 month then only aku sambung blog balik.. har har har.

     

     


    Si Pelarian swinging his LightSaber on 05:33 pm
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    Thursday, February 16, 2006
    Apa dah jadik?

    Aikk?? Apa dah jadi ngan Oyak.net? Hari nih bila aku rajin bebenor nak melawat, bandwidth exceeded plak? Aii.. glamour sangat ke?

    Iqmal_jr7... ko datang jer kat umah aku.. after 8.00 PM lah.. jangan awal sangat nanti aku belum tentu ada kat umah. Aku pun nak mintak PS2 dari ko nih.. aku nyer XBox dah masuk spital .. Wahhhhhh :(( sob sob. (T_T)

    Wei.. bila nak jadik bapak? Muahahaha.. tanaman takder hasil ke? Ker ko tak taruk baja? habis ooo tumbuh lalang nanti.. muahahahaha.. Okey lah.. aku nak sambung baca naruto nih. Adios.

    Si Pelarian swinging his LightSaber on 05:52 pm
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    Wednesday, December 14, 2005
    Selamat Kembali pada aku.. har har har

    Assalamualaikum semua...

    Ngahahaha... lama tol aku tak layan blog aku nih.. hahahaha... hampeh. BZ lar... banyak keje beb.. Wah.. TAHNIAH untuk KAWAN AKU, IQMAL7_JR sebab dah pun selamat melangsungkan perkhawinannya dengan seorang gadis pilihan hati dia yang berasal dari Jenjarum, Banting, Selangor DE. Aku dengan hensemnya plak telah pong dipaksarela jadi dia punya pengapit daaa... sian kat aku.. har har har.

    Aku nak jawab skit kat komen kera di belah tagboard aku tuh.. heh.. Ini kan ker aku punya blog.. Sukati aku lah nak tulis jurnal ker... nak tulis citer blue ker.. nak letak wajah kera ko tuh ke.. ko tak nak baca, aku tak kisah. Ko baca.. bukan aku rayu.. Kiranya salah ko gak ler pi masuk blog nih kan? Nghahahaha.. memang kera lah ko nih kera.

    Pasal sorang mamat yang tanya pasal kenapa Oyak.net tuh banyak gay.. itu aku pun no komen lah. Aku tak pernah tahu ada ramai gay kat situ... heh.. Okey lah beb... nice to have myself back here again.. har har har..


    Si Pelarian swinging his LightSaber on 11:49 am
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